Friday, August 26, 2005

soups

i like to drink soup. i think i got my fetish when i was a young boy growing up under my grandmother's care back in taiwan. she made the BEST 酸辣汤 (hot and sour soup) in the whole world. there was lots of 料 (ingredients) inside, and the balance between the hot and the sour was just perfect. i could consume one whole cauldron of it in a single sitting...and that was as a 6-year old kid who had only got his teeth a few years before that.

the best part about soups is its' ability to warm up your entire body almost instantaneously after consumption. when i went to the states, i missed my grandmother's soup so much that i disturbed my mother on endless occasions to learn the secret, but she never could achieve the similar high that i would get after drinking my grandmother's recipe. (btw, that's not an insult to my mother's cooking, cuz she can conjur up majical taiwanese feasts as well, but the soup just wasn't the same.) eventually, i evolved and started satisfying my soupy cravings with my mother's 猪肚汤 (pig stomach soup) instead.

naturally, living in the states meant that i was forced to eat ang moh food most of the time when i wasn't at home...so i developed another love in the form of clam chowder. and it had to be new england clam chowder. the thick kind with lots of clams and potatoes and 料 (ingredients) inside. i would add lots and lots of black pepper to spice things up a bit...kinda like asian style...and drink it by the bucketfuls. i remember when my family went to boston, where they have the authentic stuff everywhere, my dad and i went bonkers and had it every single day during the 5 day visit. my mom and siblings practically had to drag us away from the bowls. lovely.

singapore has most of the soups listed above...but somehow, they didn't taste as good as the real stuff. so i figured i should try the local delights and found yet another soup that was worthy of my taste buds. mutton soup (the greenish colour ones found normally in indian / malay stalls) soon became a firm favourite of mine, even though it was the most fattening of all soups. almost everynight when we went for supper at the prata shop next to fong seng's behind nus, i would pamper myself with a bowl of the oily stuff.

rain or shine, soups always make my day. i think i'll have my daily dose for lunch later. i love soups. =)

**update**
i forgot another soup favourite of mine that definitely deserves mention. you've never tasted tom yum soup until you've actually had the real mccoy in thailand. the best place the i had this siamese version of 酸辣汤 was in chiangmai, when i visited my good friend fye, who's studying there. to cut a long story short, i've actually posted about this incident a few months ago...anyway, the tom yum soup there is very different from the stuff they serve here. basically it's much more yummy. it's thicker, it has more zing to it...and i don't know, maybe it was just the scenery and the company as well lah...which just made it the best tom yum soup experience in my life. thanks fye, for being there...albeit as a translator. hahaha. =)

Thursday, August 25, 2005

sherine's post

sherine also decided to post something about the hall...well...actually it was mostly about me in the hall. haha.

(p.s. - oii, shoezgal...i never screamed at the cockroach ok...it was more of a "squawk!".)

(p.p.s. - you really wanted me to buaya you meh??? please hor...)

(p.p.p.s. - so when would you be free for a nice dinner deary? hahahha.)

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

the raffles hall experience

*there's a beautiful sunset outside my place now...


sunset farrer 1


sunset farrer 2

staying on the 23rd floor does have it's perks. =)*

yesterday, i watched a vcd that was incorporated in the raffles hall year-book from my second to last year in the hall. it brought back so many memories from the hall...both funny and and emotionally draining...so much so that i almost felt tears welling up in my eyes. that's what the hall does to you.

i loved raffles hall. i used to play handball, basketball, sepak takraw, football and softball for my beloved raffles hall. 3 of my 5 ex-girlfriends i met in my beloved raffles hall. rh will always hold a place in my heart.

i stayed in a single room my whole time there...the final few years being in an air-conditioned single double room (a double room for one person)...so i didn't have any roommates during that time...which on hindsight, may have been for the better (looking at joseph and kk...jwoshi and what's-his-name...and goon and the chinaman...).

my room was damn cool. i hung jerseys of my favourite football teams all over the place...i had dim lights for the chics...i had the best mp3s to blast when i'm happy or sad...i had the coldest air-con with the thickest quilts...it was fucking awesome.

raffles hall was all about friends. you will always remember the first person you met in the hall. mak was a stout and robust figure when i first entered the communal hall...so i stuck with him throughout the days of orientation...aka hell...but more on that later. the friends that i made in raffles hall were my family. but then again, communal living with friends and actual family members is very different. staying with another human being takes a lot tolerence with much giving and taking...but you can't exactly shout "take your fucking laundry out lah you cheebye chinaman!" to your dad, can you?? i had a lot of fun. i remember the first few days that i had the freedom of staying away from home, i actually slept in joseph and kk's room instead of my own room cuz i was so excited...i preferred sleeping on the carpeted floor in their room instead of on my own lonely bed...that obviously changed when i got a girlfriend (but that's another bedtime story altogether).

orientation in raffles hall used to be very regimental. meaning that we used to have to perform army-like drills (not that i've actually experienced one...) and degrading activities, in order to learn how to "work as a team", "live cohesively", and not to mention "satisfy your seniors' egos". but obviously, after your freshman year, orientation was always more fun. i even became the "block head" of block 3 during my 3rd, 4th and 5th years (yes, i loved the hall that much)...and became the very person that i hated and despised when i was a freshie. while i admit that it may seem unnecessary and ill-conceived to outsiders, i think that everyone who had gone through raffles hall orientation came out a better person...whether they liked it or not...except for "gargamel", who apparently only came out with a new and improved name. he used to be known as yong k@#...oops! no real names now, moby...people law@#@ leh...oops! i did it again...anyway, nowadays, the hall orientation programmes are ridden with boring shit, like outings to sentosa and orchard road, where they embarrass themselves in front of strangers to build camaraderie...gone were the good ole days of freshmen-ragging and power-to-the-seniors! sigh...

the inter-hall games (ihg), were the main focus of my life in nus. girlfriend relationships were secondary, followed by my engineering course. i was crazy about sports back then. in the video, i watched myself throwing myself around the courts, having no regard whatsoever about my own well-being...i injured my wrist while diving in and shooting the ball during a handball match. it still aches a bit when it's about to rain...but on those days, i just look inside my cabinet to admire all the gold medals and let the memories take the pain away. haha. sounds egoistic, but they're my pride and joy..the one thing i got out of nus that shines. sad but true.


trophy cabinet

i used to play sports every single day when i was staying in the hall. if it wasn't hardcourt football, then it'd be sepak takraw. we used to chase all the basketball players off the courts to start the hardcourt football...which was all good cuz the footballers had more people...except for the fact that i was the basketball team's captain. i could sense the mutiny a mile away...no wonder i never won a medal as the bball captain...haha. but alas, bygones lah hor? right jason? right jwoshi? right kiat?

the dinner and dance marked the end of the year's activities. it was also an occasion for the hall to congratulate and thank the final year students for that year. in the video, i was reminded of an incident when i was paired up with the most beautifully-challenged girl in our batch for a "buaya / buayee" contest that was being held on stage. i remembered watching the other contestant couples doing all sorts of nonsense (one girl was bending over showing lots of ass, and another guy was trying stupid pick up lines, etc etc...), as if they really wanted the title of "buaya of the hall" and "buayee of the hall". which was when i turned to my beautifully-challenged partner and told her that i'd just do a simple peck on her cheek, and we'd get this thing over and done with. in the end, when it became our turn, i did my part with the peck, and was turning around to go off already, when my beautifully-challenged partner grabbed me back by the scruff of my neck and started taking off my tie and dancing agonisingly close to me...WTF!!! i was totally grossed out and probably blacked out after that...cuz on the video, it showed me taking off her scarf too. i nearly fainted again while watching the replay. but in the end...i was unanimously voted:


buaya prize 1


buaya prize 2

i think my beautifully challenged partner got second runner-up position for buayee...i'll be a gentleman and not reveal her name...after all, she WAS the most senior of the 3 girls that were up there...haha.

i'll update more on my hall experiences in future blogs...too much to write already...ex-girlfriends and all...aiyah...anyway, enough of being a bastard for tonight...it's dark already outside...


sundown farrer Posted by Picasa

time to hit my watering holes again...jaime's been waiting since 6pm. muahaha.

Monday, August 22, 2005

golf

had an itch to play golf today...so i came back a bit earlier than usual and asked kean, my housemate, to go to the executive golf course in mandai. being my virgin visit, i thought it would be apt to bring along my nikon coolpix to commemorate the occasion.


executive golf course

we were one of the last groups to tee off for the day, so we didn't have to rush that much without worrying about the groups behind us. this is the first hole...


hole 1

i didn't wanna take all 9 holes...cuz it'd be a bit boring...but then i saw a nice view of the sky when we reached the 8th hole...so being the smart ass that i am...i took pictures of the beautiful sunset.


wrong sunset 1


wrong sunset 2


wrong sunset 3

until kean pointed to the sky directly behind me...where the real action was...


sunset boleh 1


sunset boleh 2

after the revelation...i finished up with an 18 over. that's a shitty score for those non-golfers out there...especially since it was over 9 holes.


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but not too bad for a first timer lah hor? *moby sucking pacifier as he types*

this may be the beginning of a beautiful relationship...

Sunday, August 21, 2005

accident

*jason picks up moby and jo from telok kurau lorong k in his car to go to parkway parade for dinner.*

moby: they got show preview for tonight's liverpool match or not?
jo: why you wanna watch preview?
moby: no lah...as in on the internet.
jo: oh...dunno.
*jason starts mumbling some gibberish about the match*
moby: hello! *looking at chio-lady-driver on the left*
*BANG! jason's car hits taxi's rear bumper.*
jason: shit.
*chio-lady-driver drives away happily smiling to herself. jason gets out of car to inspect damage. has to move car to roadside to prevent traffic jam.*
jason: you all's fault lah.
moby: never ask you to look what. she's also not very accident-causing-chio loh. crazy.
jo: hahahahahaha.

*cabby stops at roadside. moby, jason and jo get out of car and act gangsterish. moby lights a cigarette to complete the look. cab has a scratch on the motorola sticker. jason's license plate is bent in two.*
jason: uncle ah, we settle this ourselves lah. you send me the bill from the workshop and i'll pay you back lah.
*cabby inspects damage again, and thinks for a while.*
moby: uncle ah, it's nothing what...only the sticker kena a bit.
cabby: no lah! you see this thing?? *pulls at rear bumper until it comes out*
moby: ooi!!! you don't anyhow lah! you making it worse loh!
cabby: ok, i tell you what, you give me $100 then we call it off lah.
jason: no lah...it's ok, you just send me the bill then i'll pay you back. i don't know how much this kinda thing would cost.
cabby: no lah...like that very troublesome you know.
moby: uncle ah, $100 very expensive leh...this kinda job very easy one loh!
cabby: ok ok, $50 lah.
moby: uncle ah...the damage nothing much one lah...you don't try to con us lah...we all haven't started working yet...got no money one lah.
jo: hahahahahaha. (silently to himself of course)
cabby: this kinda thing costs about $40 at least to fix loh...
jason: ok lah ok lah... *opens wallet, and finds only $24* ehh, you all got or not?
*moby opens wallet and finds $12, jo takes out wad of cash ($100+) which moby forces him to keep back in his pocket while the cabby was looking the other way.*
moby: nah, uncle, we only have $36. take it or leave it. we all still schooling you know!
jo: hahahahahaha. (silently to himself of course)
cabby: ok lah, ok lah. it's not that i wanna cheat you all money lah...but my time is precious ok! *starts to grumble..blah blah blah*
moby: ok ok...we're in a rush to go somewhere already lah. bye bye!
jo: hahahahahaha.

*cabby gets back in taxi, and drives off the nearest coffee shop to buy beer and cigarettes with his newfound wealth.*

jason: you all's fault lah.
moby: knn, i just saved you $64 ok.

*not-very-accident-causing-chio-lady-driver still laughing*

Saturday, August 20, 2005

raining again

fuck. it's raining again. knn. the day just keeps getting better and batter and badder.

hangover

hang·o·ver n. - Unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol.

i had too much to drink last night. in fact, i've had too much to drink for the last 3 nights. wednesday was leehsin's birthday party. thursday was audrey and jaime's ice cold beer party. friday was marvin, chen munn, jaime, rothman, george, etc etc's indochine-club-street cum ice cold beer party. wah lan eh. i haven't slept properly for 3 days already.

today, i feel like my body just resigned. i feel like shit. gotta go for golf lessons later some more. going to joe's place to play atomic bomberman after that some more. how to be bomberman world champion like that??!! sheesh.





















and i tell you, liverpool better win today...otherwise, i'm gonna have another hangover tomorrow.

Friday, August 19, 2005

chauffeur

i had an offer from someone to be a driver, a chauffeur if you may, for this rich guy. at first, i was thinking why the hell would this person even think about asking me...and then he told me the perks: $4k/month salary, anything after 4.30pm would be considered overtime, drive any / all of his 6 cars...


mercs 1


mercs 2


mercs 3


mercs 4


mercs 5


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wowsers!!!

but alas, reality set in when they told me that i wasn't eligible cuz they were damn paranoid that their 23 year old daughter would vote for fall in love with the chauffeur. and i was so looking forward to driving again...damn.