Wednesday, June 18, 2008

conversation

"hi there..."

"so...it's been a while huh?"

"let's not make this too awkward, yeah?"

"ok...i'm sorry for not updating you on my happenings...well, it's just that...i moved house and changed my job...you know how it is..."

"no...it's not that i don't like you anymore lah...it's just that..."

"no lah! why would i start another blog somewhere else???"

"why can't you just let me update you as and when i want to update you?? i'm not cheating on you lah! i need my space too you know..."

"bullshit. i don't believe that you can't live without me...you got so many other people writing on your wall..."

"yeah lah...i know it's been like almost a month...that's why i'm writing this entry now what! sheesh! live a little can?"

"wah lau eh. don't threaten me like that...cuz i might just end it with you and your nonsense lor..."

"sigh...yeah, it's ok...i didn't mean it in that way either lah..."

"yeah lah...i'm sorry too...kiss kiss..."

"err...don't want lah...i'm with my friends now lah..."

"ohhkay...i missed you too! happy now?!?"

"what? after all that talk you still want me to update you tomorrow??? @#$!%"

"aiyah, see how lah...i'm busy with work nowadays lah! you think that i'm as free as last time ah?!"

"ooi! stop it lah! i never said that you weren't good enough lah! you just don't understand!!!"

"of course my friends can hear what i'm saying to you lah!!! i'm exclaiming to you using exclaimation marks what!!!"

"siao!! you then not serious when you said sorry lah!"

"roar!"

"right back at ya!"

"eh...stop it lah. we're not getting anywhere...i tell you what. if i've got time, then i'll update you...if not, then you'll just have to have a little patience, ok? fair??"

"ok...cool. i admit that i was negligent. but now that you know where i'm coming from, i will try harder..."

"and yes, i will try to upload pictures even though i'm using a non-sony laptop already...once i figure out how to do it..."

"ok. cheerios to you too. good night."



cheers. =)

Thursday, May 22, 2008

you know you like your new job...

when you get excited about buying new lanyards and staff id card holders...


(jo told me to buy both black AND red lanyards so that i can match it with what i'm wearing that day...stupid vainpot.)


when you go to marine parade library to borrow books related to your industry...




speaking of marine parade, if anyone knows anyone else who wants to rent out a room in the marine parade, eunos, or bedok areas, please feel free to contact me as soon as possible:

hsutienchi@gmail.com

cheers! =)

Monday, May 19, 2008

auntie 大姐

for some reason, i've been getting my form of entertainment from ntuc as of late...


*moby paying for his groceries at cashier counter*

uncle to auntie (wife): eh, how much are these mangoes ah?
auntie: i don't know leh...ask the auntie lah. *points to middle-age cashier lady*
uncle: eh, don't anyhow call people auntie lah...no manners lah you.
auntie: haha. yeah, yeah...sorry ah. ok, 小姐 (xiao jie - little sister), how much is this ah?
cashier: no lah...auntie can already lah... *blushes*
auntie: no lah...小姐 lah...haha.
cashier: no lah, old already not 小姐 liao...auntie is auntie lah...hor, ah boy? *looks at moby expecting a reply*
moby: no lah...you where got old...at most 大姐 (da jie - big sister) lah ok? =)
cashier: haha. your mouth very sweet leh, ah boy...hahaha.
moby: no lah...true mah! =)
cashier: you got girlfriend or not? i intro you my daughter lah!
moby: don't want lah...next time then got people call you "阿嘛" (ah ma - grandma) then how?! hahaha.
cashier: hahaha. you ah...nah, don't charge you for the plastic bag.
moby: thank you! =D


yeah...i like that also shiok. i never found out how much the mangoes were...but i bet they were sweet. hahaha.

cheers. =)

Thursday, May 08, 2008

kill kitty!!!



according to janice...every guy needs a hello kitty birthday cake on their 30th birthday...

to remind them that they are still young at heart.



the irony is that jo doesn't need any reminders...haha.



happy birthday jock. =)

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Monday, April 21, 2008

liam harker

this is why i'm proud to be a liverpool football club fan.

happiness can take many forms...especially in the twilight of our days...

you'll never walk alone...

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

the kl files



credits: jay, jo, goon...

Monday, April 14, 2008

somewhere...over the weekend























(don't worry, jo's only semi-retarded...)