feng shui in farrer court

i received a two-page letter that was slipped under my door a few weeks ago. i didn't bother to read it until recently, but i was quite surprised at the contents:

"dear residents and friends,

we are writing to you to share with you something critically important to the health and well-being of you and your entire family.

have you or your loved ones been experiencing:
1. recurrent ill health or even death?
2. bad luck at work and at home?
3. inability to make or retain wealth?
4. poor family relationships including divorce?
5. having only female children or grandchildren?
6. poor studies in school and lousy exam results?

we have long asked why such problems have plagued us and our neighbours since we moved into our home in farrer court.

we have also noticed that our estate has had its fair share of suicides, and have personally witnessed the ones that happened in blocks a, b and c since we moved in. we have also heard that there was a bizarre murder case in block f involving a maid killing her employer. on tues 5 mar 2007, a maid jumped to her death in block b in the wee hours of the morning. why?

at first, we attributed these problems as being part and parcel of life. but when things got worse, we went to consult not just 1 but 4 different feng shui masters from different schools, because we desperately needed to know why so many things are going wrong.
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*goes on to say how farrer court has accumulated an excess of ying energy, which is the female or dark energy...and basically how farrer court is a shit place to stay in...blah blah blah. open the pictures below for details.*
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so we will be moving out soon. we can't stand our kids falling sick, us working hard and getting nowhere, our cars getting into accidents, our kids doing badly in school. we have had enough.

we really like the facilities around here and are sad to go. we enjoy the convenience of this location but we really have to go so that we can have better health, peace and harmony in the family, and maybe a boy child.

we are really hoping the en-bloc can go through because when the en-bloc occurs and they dig and move the land around, maybe we'll buy back the new flats they build. hope they build it according to good feng shui this time around.

we are sharing with you before we go. if you are not bothered by this, then ignore our crazy ranting. but if you have been plagued like we have, if you had just about up to here with bad luck, money problems and ill health, now you know why.

your fellow resident of farrer court"





after reading this letter, and even after calming myself down, i could still only think of one word: greed.

if you wanna move, then move lah! what's that gotta do with the en-bloc??? err...let's see, maybe cuz it'll make you a freaking millionaire??? (yes, each unit is being offered around at least $1.5 million at the moment...which i think is still too little btw) are you really THAT concerned about the "health and well-being" of your fellow residents??? please...this letter reads so differently in my opinion.

and i hate it when people blame their inadequacies on "feng shui". sure, i think that some people (myself included) are superstitious about certain things, but don't blame every damn thing on bad luck.

take some responsibility man...i bet your poor daughter(s) will thank you for doing so.

kieron dyer and feng shui

i've always been a fan of kieron dyer...



he's fast, has incredible dribbling abilities (the only other englishman worth comparing to joe cole), has speed, packs a great shot, and did i mention that he's fast? i liked him so much that i almost wanted him to play for liverpool at one point of time...

but as with all things good...here's the bad: he's stupendously unlucky. swey to the max. read this report from soccernet:

"newcastle midfielder kieron dyer is facing another spell on the sidelines after luck deserted him once again. the 27-year-old, who has been told he remains in england manager steve mcclaren's plans, will miss the barclays premiership match against reading with a badly gashed thigh.

manager glenn roeder confirmed the injury, sustained in a collision with advertising hoardings during the win over portsmouth on november 26, could keep dyer out for several games.

that will come as a huge blow to the influential midfielder after his six-month lay-off with a hamstring problem and the freak eye injury which interrupted his comeback.

roeder said: 'kieron, unfortunately, is having a run of luck that you just cannot believe.

first of all, he had a freak accident on the training ground where he missed a couple of game because a pole rebounded into his eye and caused him a problem for a few weeks.

now, trying so hard to keep the ball in play - which he did to get a cross in - he slid out of play, hit one of the boards and has got a nasty cut on the side of his leg.

he has got to be doubtful for a few games. we are just monitoring that day by day."

please loh. i don't think that day to day monitoring will do him any good. what he needs is to stop sleeping in front of a reflective object (mirrors, tvs, etc), to avoid going to training on inauspicious days, and to invest heavily in a good feng shui shi fu (风水师父)...in fact, i could recommend more than a few colleagues of mine who are supposedly "experts" in this field. trust me. haha.

good thing that kieron's playing at a club that suits him though...where else can you find titus bramble, scott parker, damian duff AND michael owen sitting in the stands with you at every match? hahaha. good luck mr. dyer...

cheers. =)