what clucks around goes around

chicken: ooi, why do you quack so much?
duck: why do you cluck so much?
chicken: cuz i was born to cluck.
duck: oh. so i can't quack but you can cluck?
chicken: yeah, cuz i'm more famous than you, and cuz i have nicer legs.
duck: oh ok...that's life huh?
chicken: *cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck*

- one hour later
farmer: ...and this is our poultry section...
businessman: hmmm...they look very healthy and strong...
*cluck, cluck...COCKADOODODOO!*
businessman's wife: ooo..dear, i've always wanted to try hainanese chicken rice!


animal politics: wrong place, wrong time...you WILL get axed if you don't know what you're talking about.