cockanoddin

a funny thing happened the other day when i was driving. there i was, happily speeding home from work on the PIE, when suddenly in the middle of the expressway, i saw a rooster! it must have fallen out of one of those transport vehicles or something...smack in the middle of the extreme right lane, standing upright and proud...as if daring the oncoming cars to hit him. i didn't even have time to honk at the bugger (though i'm sure that wouldn't have done any good), so i had to do a michael schumacher swerve just to avoid getting a feather bath for my car. the surprising thing was that he never moved...i looked in my rear view mirror and saw the many cars behind all swerving around him. but alas, now that i think about it, he was probably just scared stiff, that poor old cock, and couldn't deal with the headlights that were coming his way...sooner or later, he's bound to get banged. haha, now i know why the chicken crossed the road.