accident
*jason picks up moby and jo from telok kurau lorong k in his car to go to parkway parade for dinner.*
moby: they got show preview for tonight's liverpool match or not?
jo: why you wanna watch preview?
moby: no lah...as in on the internet.
jo: oh...dunno.
*jason starts mumbling some gibberish about the match*
moby: hello! *looking at chio-lady-driver on the left*
*BANG! jason's car hits taxi's rear bumper.*
jason: shit.
*chio-lady-driver drives away happily smiling to herself. jason gets out of car to inspect damage. has to move car to roadside to prevent traffic jam.*
jason: you all's fault lah.
moby: never ask you to look what. she's also not very accident-causing-chio loh. crazy.
jo: hahahahahaha.
*cabby stops at roadside. moby, jason and jo get out of car and act gangsterish. moby lights a cigarette to complete the look. cab has a scratch on the motorola sticker. jason's license plate is bent in two.*
jason: uncle ah, we settle this ourselves lah. you send me the bill from the workshop and i'll pay you back lah.
*cabby inspects damage again, and thinks for a while.*
moby: uncle ah, it's nothing what...only the sticker kena a bit.
cabby: no lah! you see this thing?? *pulls at rear bumper until it comes out*
moby: ooi!!! you don't anyhow lah! you making it worse loh!
cabby: ok, i tell you what, you give me $100 then we call it off lah.
jason: no lah...it's ok, you just send me the bill then i'll pay you back. i don't know how much this kinda thing would cost.
cabby: no lah...like that very troublesome you know.
moby: uncle ah, $100 very expensive leh...this kinda job very easy one loh!
cabby: ok ok, $50 lah.
moby: uncle ah...the damage nothing much one lah...you don't try to con us lah...we all haven't started working yet...got no money one lah.
jo: hahahahahaha. (silently to himself of course)
cabby: this kinda thing costs about $40 at least to fix loh...
jason: ok lah ok lah... *opens wallet, and finds only $24* ehh, you all got or not?
*moby opens wallet and finds $12, jo takes out wad of cash ($100+) which moby forces him to keep back in his pocket while the cabby was looking the other way.*
moby: nah, uncle, we only have $36. take it or leave it. we all still schooling you know!
jo: hahahahahaha. (silently to himself of course)
cabby: ok lah, ok lah. it's not that i wanna cheat you all money lah...but my time is precious ok! *starts to grumble..blah blah blah*
moby: ok ok...we're in a rush to go somewhere already lah. bye bye!
jo: hahahahahaha.
*cabby gets back in taxi, and drives off the nearest coffee shop to buy beer and cigarettes with his newfound wealth.*
jason: you all's fault lah.
moby: knn, i just saved you $64 ok.
*not-very-accident-causing-chio-lady-driver still laughing*
moby: they got show preview for tonight's liverpool match or not?
jo: why you wanna watch preview?
moby: no lah...as in on the internet.
jo: oh...dunno.
*jason starts mumbling some gibberish about the match*
moby: hello! *looking at chio-lady-driver on the left*
*BANG! jason's car hits taxi's rear bumper.*
jason: shit.
*chio-lady-driver drives away happily smiling to herself. jason gets out of car to inspect damage. has to move car to roadside to prevent traffic jam.*
jason: you all's fault lah.
moby: never ask you to look what. she's also not very accident-causing-chio loh. crazy.
jo: hahahahahaha.
*cabby stops at roadside. moby, jason and jo get out of car and act gangsterish. moby lights a cigarette to complete the look. cab has a scratch on the motorola sticker. jason's license plate is bent in two.*
jason: uncle ah, we settle this ourselves lah. you send me the bill from the workshop and i'll pay you back lah.
*cabby inspects damage again, and thinks for a while.*
moby: uncle ah, it's nothing what...only the sticker kena a bit.
cabby: no lah! you see this thing?? *pulls at rear bumper until it comes out*
moby: ooi!!! you don't anyhow lah! you making it worse loh!
cabby: ok, i tell you what, you give me $100 then we call it off lah.
jason: no lah...it's ok, you just send me the bill then i'll pay you back. i don't know how much this kinda thing would cost.
cabby: no lah...like that very troublesome you know.
moby: uncle ah, $100 very expensive leh...this kinda job very easy one loh!
cabby: ok ok, $50 lah.
moby: uncle ah...the damage nothing much one lah...you don't try to con us lah...we all haven't started working yet...got no money one lah.
jo: hahahahahaha. (silently to himself of course)
cabby: this kinda thing costs about $40 at least to fix loh...
jason: ok lah ok lah... *opens wallet, and finds only $24* ehh, you all got or not?
*moby opens wallet and finds $12, jo takes out wad of cash ($100+) which moby forces him to keep back in his pocket while the cabby was looking the other way.*
moby: nah, uncle, we only have $36. take it or leave it. we all still schooling you know!
jo: hahahahahaha. (silently to himself of course)
cabby: ok lah, ok lah. it's not that i wanna cheat you all money lah...but my time is precious ok! *starts to grumble..blah blah blah*
moby: ok ok...we're in a rush to go somewhere already lah. bye bye!
jo: hahahahahaha.
*cabby gets back in taxi, and drives off the nearest coffee shop to buy beer and cigarettes with his newfound wealth.*
jason: you all's fault lah.
moby: knn, i just saved you $64 ok.
*not-very-accident-causing-chio-lady-driver still laughing*
15 comments:
Wa lao, ask you friend to keep his friend up front when driving. haha.
Want to see go, stop, open door, whistle, get back in. drive off.
Ahahahahah, you all too much! Still dare to post on blog some more!
haha cabbies are the worst. pui. apparantly 40 bucks is the industry standard. the last time i scratched past a car, i also gave him 40 bucks and told him to fuck off. heh.
lupin...i don't know what you're talking about leh...seriously.
adrian...it's funny what. haha.
injenue...we got off with $36...muahahaha.
daniel...if you're reading this, i regret opening the floodgates to the anonymous comments already...knn, so many advertisements for dunnowhat.
hi. you're gay.
one look costs $36.
that char-bo must be very flattered!
keekee... u boys are bad!!!
I'll rem this trick....
but can act innocent + blur blur + ke lian look work too?
Dude, anonymous troll! Woohoo! Feel like a million bucks yet? :D
furfur_angel...you act innocent sure kena con one lah. must act tough, but sibeichump...and pretend that you're in a rush. haha.
adrian...i'm the one feeling like a million bucks! i'm famous with anonymous hate comments! haha.
adrian...haha...sorry, i misread your comment...thought you were talking to the troll. but anyway, yeah, i feel like a millionaire...anybody else wanna make me multi? haha.
OMFG your soo fuukin gaaaayy~~~!!!11111!!!oneoneone
*gags*
*gurgles*
*dies*
End of public service announcement.
HAHAHAHAHA this fake anonymous troll guy is funny.
anonymous troll...good for you. i'm glad that you've finally come to your resting place. (p.s. - it's "you're" and not "your"...please get an education first before you try to challenge my sexuality again.)
adrian...yeah...YOU'RE right...i'm getting an orgasm from all this. hahaha...
Should have asked for the lady's number, if nothing.
suspicious...i should have kept my mouth shut lah...hahaha...
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