Saturday, April 08, 2006

warning

i was chatting with my sister on msn just now...apparently her boyfriend of 3 months and her were having some kinda disagreement.

moby: what happened?
moby's sister (ms): he kinda embarrassed me in front of all these people...blah blah blah. *continues to complain for 20 minutes*
moby: oh ok...i think you have to talk it through with him...communication is always vital in a relationship.
ms: yeah, but blah blah blah *continues to complain about boyfriend's lack of this and that*
moby: oh ok.
ms: i'm kinda disappointed in him and a bit hurt too...
moby: so have you told him all this yet?
ms: err..kinda...we're talking now.
moby: oh ok...on the phone huh? actually talking in person would be better lah...is it like snowing outside or something?
ms: err...it's spring in michigan already lah. i'm chatting with him online about it.
moby: what??? why online?
ms: yeah, i'm scared that i'll get emotional if i talk to him...don't even mention face to face.
moby: what??? you're not serious. that's what relationships are about what! like that you might as well be dating a machine!
ms: yeah...i know...but... =(
moby: i don't like to see you like this...
ms: it's ok...
moby: if he breaks your heart, i'm fucking going to fly there and kill him.
ms: don't need lah...haha.

watch out stephen. one wrong move and you could find your asshole bigger than brokeback jack's. i is watching you. *two fingers to eyes*

p.s. - sis (if you ever read this)...some advice from a not-very-qualified-relationship-guru...never dump a guy using electronic devices (email, sms, msn)...give him, or at least your relationship, some respect...unless of course he breaks your heart...i'll take care of him if it ever comes down to that. love ya. cheers. =)

6 comments:

blinkymummy said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I know where the fingers-thing is from!!

yun said...

well, my ex-boyfriend broke up with me thru msn. he claims that he was afraid to see me cry and he was afraid that he would cry in front of me too. is it alright to do such a thing virtually at this time and age? i don't know. it was really disappointing that he chose to break up that way. wonder how much he treasured the relationship and if it was just a bunch of excuses he gave.

btw, i had a good laugh over the finger and brokeback statement. very funny. haha!

furfur_angel said...

I used to quarrel with my then bf thru msn... it only make things worse...

Anonymous said...

You do not qualify to talk about tearing someone a new arsehole, what with the number of hearts you have broken AND your numerous one night stands.

moby sky said...

bm...hehe...those opossums are inspirational lah...haha. =)

yun...hmmm...like i said...at least respect the relationship lah. good thing he's an ex then.

furfur...in this day and age, i'm not surprised...but it's always best to talk face to face. nowhere to hide, nowhere to run...

anonymous...hahaha. and i'm sure you qualify to judge me as well, which is why you're anonymous. please feel free to step forward and let me mend your broken heart (or anus).

ewok said...

stephen, i'm gonna kick your ass if you're not careful...