warning

i was chatting with my sister on msn just now...apparently her boyfriend of 3 months and her were having some kinda disagreement.

moby: what happened?
moby's sister (ms): he kinda embarrassed me in front of all these people...blah blah blah. *continues to complain for 20 minutes*
moby: oh ok...i think you have to talk it through with him...communication is always vital in a relationship.
ms: yeah, but blah blah blah *continues to complain about boyfriend's lack of this and that*
moby: oh ok.
ms: i'm kinda disappointed in him and a bit hurt too...
moby: so have you told him all this yet?
ms: err..kinda...we're talking now.
moby: oh ok...on the phone huh? actually talking in person would be better lah...is it like snowing outside or something?
ms: err...it's spring in michigan already lah. i'm chatting with him online about it.
moby: what??? why online?
ms: yeah, i'm scared that i'll get emotional if i talk to him...don't even mention face to face.
moby: what??? you're not serious. that's what relationships are about what! like that you might as well be dating a machine!
ms: yeah...i know...but... =(
moby: i don't like to see you like this...
ms: it's ok...
moby: if he breaks your heart, i'm fucking going to fly there and kill him.
ms: don't need lah...haha.

watch out stephen. one wrong move and you could find your asshole bigger than brokeback jack's. i is watching you. *two fingers to eyes*

p.s. - sis (if you ever read this)...some advice from a not-very-qualified-relationship-guru...never dump a guy using electronic devices (email, sms, msn)...give him, or at least your relationship, some respect...unless of course he breaks your heart...i'll take care of him if it ever comes down to that. love ya. cheers. =)