shamu the chic

i'm feeling kinda bitchy today...

singapore has a lot of beautiful women...i know cuz i see them on the streets almost every single day, and i meet one or two every once or twice in a lifetime...but then there are those who deserve to be bitched about...

i was walking along shenton way today, checking out the good people passing by...when suddenly, out of no where, this chic cuts right in front of me, shoots me this ooo-i'm-so-sexy-look, and with a flip of her rebonded hair, sashays off like naomi claudia evangelista without even a glance back (though i could have sworn she was checking from the reflections on the buildings to see if i was watching her). she could have made right said fred faint.

now don't get me wrong...this happens a lot to guys, and i know you girls get a kick from the attention...but this chic should have been splashing waves with shamu the killer whale at sea world instead of haunting the ways of shenton. i kid you not. i wish this on no other man / beast-other-than-whales. =

know your assets and flaunt them...if you don't have any, go for a swim, bitch.

ok...enough bitching for now...cheers. =)

(p.s. - i'm going off to batam, the god-forsaken-island, for a company sales "retreat"...note the ""...3 days 2 nights with people i already spend 5 out of 7 days in a week with. i pray for my sanity and liver functionality. you should too. haha. cheers.)