auntie cab driver

have you noticed that there are more and more women cab drivers? i wonder what's with the phenomenon...no wonder got more accidents nowadays...hahaha. kidding kidding.

i was going to work today...hailed a cab as usual...and the moment i got into the cab:

moby: eh uncl...i mean, auntie ah, go to moby's workplace hor...take the expressway...
auntie cab driver (acd): yes sir!
moby: err...no lah, auntie...don't need to call me sir lah...
acd: aiyah, you wearing tie and all mah...thought you someone quite senior loh!
moby: sorry hor...just cuz i wear tie doesn't mean that i high ranking what...
acd: but all men with ties supposed to be damn saht one what...
moby: ...
acd: why? you not very saht meh???
moby: err...
acd: hahaha.
moby: err...
acd: nevermind...you can bluff girl anytime one loh!!!
moby: what???
acd: wear tie means you going to bluff girl one what...especially if you not power one.
moby: *taking offense already*
acd: but don't worry, i think you not bad...can still be a heart breaker...
moby: *refuses to talk to acd already...so reads newspaper*
acd: hahaha.

knn. i hate chatty cab drivers...and apparently, it doesn't exclude those of the female sex.

be careful the next time you take a cab. haha. cheers. =)