de-mozzied

a couple of aunties appeared at my front door this morning:

*ding dong*
moby: yes?
nea agent 1: e'cuse me, we from da nasional environmen ajency...can we check your eh-con and toilet, prease? (translation: excuse me, we're from the national environment agency...can we check your air-con and toilet, please?) *shows moby some identity pass*
moby: oh ok.
nea agent 2: wait...is that cloth wet? *points to rag under moby's shoerack*
moby: that's for wiping dust.
nea agent 2: is it wet?
moby: yeah. it just rained.
nea agent 2: try to keep it dry.
moby: yeah, ok... =|

*inside moby's place*
nea agent 1: where your eh-con?
moby: it's here.
*nea agent 2 snoops around other part of the house, spraying some anti-mosquito shit as she goes around*
nea agent 1: why your eh-con no tray one ah?
moby: err...don't know...it's like that one lah.
nea agent 1: den you safe.
moby: huh??? right... =|
*nea agent 2 still snooping and spraying around*

*toilet*
nea agent 2: this is your toilet ah?
moby: err...yeah? (duh)
nea agent 2: try to keep the toilet cover down.
moby: i just used it.
nea agent 2: then cover it when it's not in use.
moby: ok. (as if anything can breed in there loh, with the shit that goes on inside everyday...)

*kitchen*
nea agent 2: why got bucket here one? *checks inside* got water!!! *sprays furiously*
moby: the sink was leaking, so we have to put it there.
nea agent 2: must fix it!!!
moby: i know. thanks. and please don't spray so much here...this is my kitchen...where i cook...
nea agent 2: ...

*living room*
moby: anything else? where's agent 1?
nea agent 1: 'ere... *walks in with ultimate sprayman*
ultimate sprayman: where's his air-con, deh?!
moby: what?!
nea agent 1: dun worry, dis wan no need...his eh-con no tray one.
ultimate sprayman: damn.
moby: =|

nea agent 1: we off.
nea agent 2: you have been de-mozzied. keep your toilet cover down.
moby: err...thank you?

nothing against the aunties lah, but seriously, if the nea are going to send people down to do checks, at least make sure that they're properly trained lah hor. knn, a badge and some mosquito spray doesn't make a person capable of conducting checks loh. if i needed some auntie telling me how to live my life, i'd have stayed at home with my mom...at least she can talk proper sense.

but thanks for fumigating my house...i need to ventilate it now. i hope the rain water doesn't come in and produce even more breeding grounds...lest you come back and scold me again. sheesh. i'm still trying to figure out which is the bigger pest.