Wednesday, April 04, 2007

42.5 + 34 + 14 = 90.5 pushups for liverpool

my friend mike is now studying very hard for his second masters in maastricht holland.

fortunately though, i can still catch up with him once in a while due to the enhancement of this technology that we call "the internet". anyway, here was our msn conversation before liverpool's champions league match against psv eindhoven last night:

moby: hey, you watching later?
mikey: darn no.
moby: why not???
mikey: no company.
moby: i'll be watching over here...so that's company enough what.
mikey: yeah, but i wld need to travel 2 hours to eindhoven, and the return trip is more tricky...there may not be any train.
moby: i meant on tv lah cock.
mikey: oh. but of cos.
moby: hehe. ok...cool.

and then mike makes the mistake that he will regret until the end of next week...

mikey: let's bet.
moby: ok. what're the stakes?
mikey: 100 pushups for each goal.
moby: hahaha. let's make it 10 lah...i don't want you to do too many.
mikey: we do it the honor system way.
moby: ok...
mikey: do it on the spot, for each goal, i trust you you wld do it there too...
moby: obviously you're psv lah...and i'm liverpool ok? set.
mikey: cmon, you know how eindhoven plays, so defensive...
moby: right.
mikey: obviously.
moby: whatever...anyway, peter crouch will make you a fitter man.
mikey: there wont be more goals than 1.
moby: har har.
mikey: peter crouch makes me laugh.
moby: you just wait and see. it's starting in 8 mins...you better start warming up. i don't want you to injure yourself for this bet.
mikey: i'll even tape my push ups, if i need to do any.
moby: hahaha. ok...well done.
mikey: seriously, i think you need to do the same too.
moby: what? tape myself? ok then.
mikey: the honor system is just so leaky...
moby: hahaha. well said. *shake hands*
mikey: shake heads.
mikey: hands.
moby: hahaha. you bastard.
mikey: ok then. i'll talk to you later ok, the match starting already.

27 minutes later...

moby: please start doing. thank you.
moby: and film it.
mikey: just did.
mikey: 100 pushups, you will see in the clip that it was indeed live, and the video was uninterrupted.
mikey: i can hardly type now, i can hardly breathe.
mikey: i hate steven gerrard.
moby: hahaha...i said only 10!!!
mikey: no!!! i want 100 from you the next time farfan scores.
moby: hahaha. wait long long.

half time...

moby: so when're you gonna share this video with me? hahaha...i'm gonna put this on my blog and make you famous.
mikey: but im serious abt you doing 100 pushups when psv scores you know...
moby: talk to you later...half time over.

5 minutes later...

moby: thank you.
moby: 10 will be enough this time. i'm sorry mike....it's one of those days...

14 minutes after that...

moby: 10 more please.
moby: sigh.
moby: mike mike.
moby: are you very strong now? haha.
moby: mike? hello?

i received mike's video in an email today. apparently, you can't turn the lights on if you already have the tv on over there in holland, so the evidence is actually kinda murky...but just listening to him is enough to make your tummy ache already. haha. enjoy...



take that you bastard! this'll teach you not to post stupid "anonymous" comments on my blog next time! muahaha. >=)

anyway, good job mike. kudos for doing 100 pushups per goal even though i insisted on only 10...i'll talk to you in one week's time...wanna bet that you won't insult peter crouch again? hahaha. cheers. =)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

why do i do it?

i'm gonna tell you what i said when i joined the unisex mud wrestling championship

i'm not doing it for the sport

blinkymummy said...

hey i know this guy!! he's from the hall!!

i guess he's not as fit as he's used to be.

furfur angel said...

poor guy...

go red!