10 crazy reasons
going crazy is when you:
1. stayed back in the office until 1015pm last night to compute the numbers of this and that.
2. MUST align every damn word / picture to the one above it for this and that.
3. MUST have the same type of bullet points in your powerpoint presentation for this and that.
4. MUST sign the quotation ABOVE the line so you don't appear rash for this and that. (ironic huh?)
5. wake up in the middle of the night talking to your boss about this and that in your dreams.
6. wake up without knowing you woke up. go figure.
7. go to work and actually agree with the bald ang moh colleague that he's handsome. wtf.
8. go to work and realise that you didn't have to stay back so late the previous night after all for this and that.
9. come home and find your aquarium dark and empty.
10. realise that the aquarium lights were off cuz you forgot to turn them on this morning...and it was empty cuz you couldn't see the fish inside.
and no, i'm not drunk...i'm as sober as a fish outta water.
1. stayed back in the office until 1015pm last night to compute the numbers of this and that.
2. MUST align every damn word / picture to the one above it for this and that.
3. MUST have the same type of bullet points in your powerpoint presentation for this and that.
4. MUST sign the quotation ABOVE the line so you don't appear rash for this and that. (ironic huh?)
5. wake up in the middle of the night talking to your boss about this and that in your dreams.
6. wake up without knowing you woke up. go figure.
7. go to work and actually agree with the bald ang moh colleague that he's handsome. wtf.
8. go to work and realise that you didn't have to stay back so late the previous night after all for this and that.
9. come home and find your aquarium dark and empty.
10. realise that the aquarium lights were off cuz you forgot to turn them on this morning...and it was empty cuz you couldn't see the fish inside.
and no, i'm not drunk...i'm as sober as a fish outta water.
5 comments:
1 to 6 sounds very much like working in a law firm. during pupillage, i also learnt how to standardize numbered paragraphs, use "yours faithfully" as opposed to "yours sincerely" and tab bundles of documents...
i'm an ace at the photocopier too.
wayne...i wasn't gonna go into the photocopier part just yet...but just for the record, i HATE canon. and minolta. and i mean, what the hell is wrong with "yours sincerely"? roar!!! "faithfully" i would only use on my wife...aiyah, you know sales...
as my boss said to me, lawyers are always faithful, never sincere.
having PMS?
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