today's monday

effeminate male colleague (emc): hey, you know who you look like?
moby: who?
emc: guess lah, guess!!!
moby: err...william well-hung?
emc: hee hee...aiyah, no lah! *flicks wrist at moby*

moby: pray tell. *moby was just dying to know*
emc: guess lah, guess lah!
moby: err...pee wee herman?
emc: hee hee hee...you damn funny leh! *breaks another wrist*

moby: no meh? oh ok... *pretends to continue typing an important email, starts to ignore emc*
emc: ok ok...you were close though...give up, give up??
moby: sigh. yeah. who?
emc: you look like chua en lai!!!



moby: WHAT?!
emc: yeah yeah!!! *claps his hands*
moby: the supposed gay boy???
emc: he's gay meh??
moby mumbles: as if you didn't know...
emc: huh? what'd you say?
moby: i said...as if i'm as handsome he is...
emc: hee hee...

omgwtf...

no wonder emc keeps talking to me...but now that i think about it, i kinda deserved it with those "semi-flirtatious" replies i gave him...

knn. i hate mondays.


(p.s. - i'm not homophobic...i'm just straight.)