auntie 大姐

for some reason, i've been getting my form of entertainment from ntuc as of late...


*moby paying for his groceries at cashier counter*

uncle to auntie (wife): eh, how much are these mangoes ah?
auntie: i don't know leh...ask the auntie lah. *points to middle-age cashier lady*
uncle: eh, don't anyhow call people auntie lah...no manners lah you.
auntie: haha. yeah, yeah...sorry ah. ok, 小姐 (xiao jie - little sister), how much is this ah?
cashier: no lah...auntie can already lah... *blushes*
auntie: no lah...小姐 lah...haha.
cashier: no lah, old already not 小姐 liao...auntie is auntie lah...hor, ah boy? *looks at moby expecting a reply*
moby: no lah...you where got old...at most 大姐 (da jie - big sister) lah ok? =)
cashier: haha. your mouth very sweet leh, ah boy...hahaha.
moby: no lah...true mah! =)
cashier: you got girlfriend or not? i intro you my daughter lah!
moby: don't want lah...next time then got people call you "阿嘛" (ah ma - grandma) then how?! hahaha.
cashier: hahaha. you ah...nah, don't charge you for the plastic bag.
moby: thank you! =D


yeah...i like that also shiok. i never found out how much the mangoes were...but i bet they were sweet. hahaha.

cheers. =)