fat kid
a funny incident yesterday at my colleague's daughter's birthday party...we were sitting down inside his house about to eat the buffet lunch when we saw this fat kid sit down next to us. everybody started eating and everything was normal until:
fat kid: who's birthday is this ah?
moby: huh? hahahahaha...
colleague: it's mine.
moby: hahahahaha...
*fat kid doesn't get the joke and continues eating...*
colleague: you come here then you don't know who's birthday it is?
fat kid: my mother said it was someone's son's birthday lah...
colleague: huh? you sure you at the right party? i think that there's another party upstairs you know...this is the ninth floor leh...
moby: hahahahaha...
*fat kid oblivious to his talk and continues eating...*
colleague to colleague's mother: who's kid is that ah?
colleague's mother: har? you mean you don't know ah...i also don't know leh...stop joking lah!
colleague: if i knew i wouldn't ask you right...
moby: hahahahaha...
colleague: where's your mother?
fat kid: don't know.
colleague: where's your father?
fat kid: at home in pasir ris.
colleague: you started walking here since yesterday is it?
fat kid: at home in pasir ris.
colleague: you started walking here since yesterday is it?
moby: hahahahaha...
*fat kid doesn't answer and continues eating...*
we never found out who the fat kid was...
*fat kid doesn't answer and continues eating...*
we never found out who the fat kid was...
5 comments:
wahahaha this is so funny. why do I have this image in my head when you said "fat kid"? :)
yeah, go on making fun of fat kids...
why cant u guys be more sensitive?
he might have lost his mum and eating might be his only comfort!
mooiness...actually he looked a bit like cartman from south park...but your pictures kinda resembles him...hahaha.
jo...go and eat something lah.
oi.... hungry ghost festival just started leh......
munnster...gee thanks.
fayeth...how much are you worth to injenue ah? you better be on your toes the next time i see you. muahahaha.
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