Thursday, October 13, 2005

25th floor neighbourette

while waiting for the elevator today, i was reading the "today" newspaper that is delivered daily to my doorstep...

there was some semi-interesting article about the cancer charity show 2005. supposedly adam chen, my university friend, will be performing...albeit as one of 4 "hunky actors" holding up a 300kg bed of nails while zoe tay dances on top of it...

anyway, my attention was immediately drawn away from the newspaper as soon as the lift door opened. apparently, i have a neighbour staying on the 25th floor who could rival my favourite actress (zoe)...

she had long and slightly wavy hair, with the slightest tinge of brown highlight...her face reminds me of a chinese version of catherine zeta jones...sharp facial features with doe-like eyes...she was tall and slim with curves that would test even fernando alonso's nerves (in every sense)...she wore a tight-fitting white top and a skirt with a nice slit up her thighs to match...power.

when i entered the lift, i probably looked a bit stunned and happy, cuz she gave me a downcast smile...the eyes-looking-down-but-i-know-something-you-don't-know kinda smile. it was the kind of sweet smile that would melt your heart...the kind that makes you wanna cuddle up next to her on a rainy day beneath some warm covers and pinch her just to make sure she was real...

and she smelled heavenly...i don't know what perfume she splashed on, but i was high after two whiffs.

the normally laggy lift seemed to move ever too fast...i almost wished and hoped that the lift would break down, and the lights would go off, and we'd start sweating cuz the aircon would be off, and we'd be forced to start taking off our...

but anyway...even though we stopped at two other floors for people alighting, we safely reached the ground floor to my dismay...i allowed her to go out first, even though she was pressing the "door open" button for me...

she smiled with a sparkle in her eye and thanked me for my gentlemanly gesture.

when we both got out of the lift, i took one last look at her, and walked off with a spring in my step...as i was bouncing towards the side gate, i noticed that it was unusually cold this morning...

that's when i noticed that my fly was open.

11 comments:

mooiness said...

Oh no!!! Oh man I feel for you dude. :P

But ah nvm, at least you left a very memorable impression - she definitely will remember you. :)

Jo said...

Things like that only happen on Skytv

Can't wait for next instalment!

moby sky said...

mooiness...sigh...i hope that she still wants to remember me.

jo...sigh...i knew you'd be one of the first to comment on this....hahhaaha. and you're right...it'll only happen on skytv...

Chelonia Munnster said...

wah!!! you got a powerful horse hor?? can auto-unzip when you see chiobu issit?

furfur angel said...

OMG! damn paiseh lehz!

Dun worry... she sure rem you! Like they say first impression is impt.... juz that I donch know whether if she will percieve you as ......

miss ene said...

She's your neighbour, right ? Go walk the 25th floor regularly and hopefully, one day, she'd appear again (I'm assuming you have no idea which house she lives in?).

Oh wait. Maybe she was there to visit her boyfriend ? You sure she lives in the same block ?

:)

PS. Sorry to read about the misbehaving zip. Fingers crossed she didn't notice it !

moby sky said...

munnster...don't even begin to try and compare me with rockson...haha.

angel...sigh...don't know lah...i was so nicely dressed some more...neatly pressed shirt and pants, boss tie, polished shoes...sometimes you can have all the right equipment, you just fuck it up. haha. =)

ene...thanks for the encouragement...haha...i actually went up there last night and saw a bunch of girls' slippers outside a flat, but i didn't dare to knock...probably cuz i was reaking of alcohol. haha. anyway, i don't intend to pursue it any further...i've had enough of dating neighbours...it all ends in heartbreak. haha. =)

Chelonia Munnster said...

GOOD! pass her to me and one day, I can be your friendly neoghbour too!

moby sky said...

munnster...you shouldn't treat girls like commodities you know...what pass here pass there...you should respect women and be nice to them and keep them happy and...and...having said all that, i pass her to you then what? you can measure up to my horse or not? hahahahahahhaha.

miss ene said...

You can date her and *touch wood*, if things don't work out, move house.

Tee hee hee.

moby sky said...

ene...hahaha...i think it'd be simpler if i moved out first, then i wouldn't be cursed if i went after her...hahaha. after all, i think moving house would be the easy part...haha...aiyah...what the hell am i ranting on about anyway...she's way outta my league lah. haha. =)