feet, toes and nail polish
i had dinner just now with jaime, my colleague...and found out that i have a certain fetish for women's feet...well, not really fetish lah...but a few criterions / pre-requisites for them...
1. they must be at most normal size...or rather, they must be proportionate compared with your body...i don't expect a 6-foot tall girl to wear a pair of size 4 nikes...that'd be gross to the other extreme...but generally, i like small feet.
2. the toes must be straight. i don't like crooked toes. full stop.
3. the toes should not fan out like an eagle when the girl wears open toe shoes / slippers.
4. the toes should not be too long. basically, the girl should not be sweeping the floor with the bottom of her toes when she wears the above-mentioned shoes / slippers...and toes should look like toes, and not fingers on your feet.
5. i prefer toe nails that are of the natural colour, but nicely and neatly taken care of / pedicured.
6. if the toes must be painted, please paint them either french style, or just with the translucent kind of nail polish.
7. if the toes must be painted a certain colour, please don't use bright pink, baby blue, bright red (unless you're flying the friendly skies...cuz that's inevitable), and definitely not white (which was what jaime was fashioning today, which was also the inspiration behind this entry).
8. all the cute cute little drawings painted on are quite ridiculous too...please lah, who the hell do you think would bother to bend down and check out the miniature flowers your toes anyway??? even if they don't need a microscope, they'd still need a gas mask...cuz i know how girls feet stink just as much as guy's ones!!! admit it!!!
9. the above nail polish related points (5, 6, 7, 8) can be assimilated into my preference for polish on fingernails too.
10. please do everyone a favour and shave that bush of hair off the knuckles on your toes.
ten simple rules to get into moby's good books when it comes to toes. hehe.
but alas, i understand how some girls are crazy over their nail polish and all...and it's a very sensitive subject to bring up to the people from venus (especially if they're your girlfriend)...so, i respect what they like...and will judge them on who they are and not what nail polish they're wearing...
on the other hand, i think that you can tell a lot from a girl's toes and nail polish and all...how they take care of themselves...don't ask me how, but it's just one of those things lah...sometimes, it's the first impressions that count...i have my preferences, you have yours...it's like how if you have strong body odour, you lose half the battle already...
on our next issue, we will feature moby's women's shoe fetishes / preferences. hahaha. =)
(p.s.- i psychoed jaime into re-doing her nails tomorrow...after just getting them done yesterday...muahahaha.)
8 comments:
Thank God I'm blessed with nice toes and nails plus a good taste for nail polish! :p
So what about girls who bite their finger nails ? ;)
I've always wondered if nail parlours would agree to paint the nails of a nail biter. Hm...
furfur_angel...err..ok...send me a picture and i'll let you know if you pass moby's nailsky & toesky test. hahaha.
ene...yeah!!! damn. i forgot to include that. but 10's a nice number...and i don't want to scare off any potential suitors by asking for too much. haha. but for the record, i wouldn't like to hold hands with chewed-on fingernails...very grossed out just thinking about it. at least the parlours are paid to do it...haha.
Moby: What is the French style??
Got Malaysian style or Singapore style or not?
my opinion is that girls who spend a bomb of their nails are high-maintainance. ;p obviously I don't. hahahahah.. I rather dislike my nails coloured, especially in weird tones like glitter or what. Either nude, or very nude colours (that's very different.) Can't keep long nails too, so might as well... ;p no one's seeing my toes/nails unless I'm like my best friend, who likes to look at girls' nails! =)))
you are "so particular", well puts me to shame. ha ha
hm....i don't paint my nails ....hmm... i don't own any make-up except for a lipstick hmmm.... i begin to wonder if i am out of this world...hmmmm...it must be a scary thought to some....hmmmmm....i like all things natural, including personality. *smiles*
oh forgot to add this compliment about your colleague Jaime, she is photogenic!
loe...sheesh...
lee...cool...
graceyumommy...i also like all things natural...i don't really like make up and all...it's too "concealing"...haha. a woman who can impress me without make up is a real woman indeed. haha.
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