Monday, April 03, 2006

market spoiler

check out blinkymummy's entry from a few days ago...

actually ah, i don't think that it's really the average singaporean guy's fault that they're not getting attention from the chics...check out this story from my friend yx (chic):

*a few weeks ago*
yx: eh, remember when i told you about this guy who kinda had something for me last time?
moby: yeah...your ex-schoolmate from electrical engineering in nus right?
yx: yeah...well, anyway, i was supposed to go out with him some time ago, so i was waiting for him at this place in town...
moby: ok...then?
yx: so i waited and waited and waited...but he didn't turn up after like 3 hours...
moby: what??? you also kena stood up?!! i would have just left after 1 hour max...
yx: well...i thought that something might have happened to him...and maybe he had some good explanation for his absence...
moby: hmmm...ok...did you call him? was his phone on?
yx: yeah...but no one answered...
moby: so did he get back to you?
yx: err...yeah...apparently he got into some accident when he was on the way to meet me...
moby: har??? wah lau...then what happened?
yx: oh...apparently he was hospitalised...but when i told him that i wanted to visit him in the hospital, he said that he didn't want me to see him in the state that he was in...so i didn't visit him in the end...
moby: fwah...that bad ah...
yx: yeah.

*10 minutes later*
yx: oh yeah, and guess what else happened to this guy that kinda liked me?
moby: what?
yx: apparently his mother died from cancer a few weeks ago.
moby: har? wah lau eh...then how?
yx: i wanted to go to the funeral cuz i'm his friend and all, but he still insisted that he didn't want me to see him with all his scars...so he told me not to go...
moby: oh ok...
yx: but i mean, i'm a friend...so...
moby: yeah, well i guess he was kinda self conscious and all lah.
yx: actually, you haven't heard the saddest part yet...
moby: oh no, still got ah?
yx: yeah...apparently now he has cancer too.
moby: wah lan eh...this guy is super suei leh. sorry ah, but kena accident, mother die, then now he also kena cancer???
yx: yeah man...i also wonder...
moby: i think he really likes you.
yx: i don't know...

*1 week later*
yx: eh...remember that guy that...
moby: yeah yeah...what now?
yx: he said that he was moving to hong kong...
moby: what about his condition??? i thought he had cancer???
yx: i'm also getting a bit suspicious already lah...
moby: well...
yx: i bet he's going to die in hong kong...
moby: ooi! don't say these kinda things can or not...it's not nice lah...
yx: sorry, i'm just a little skeptical...
moby: but still...

*yesterday*
yx: eh...remember...
moby: yeah yeah...what now?
yx: i just received an sms from his aunt who happened to find my number on his phone and...
moby: let me guess...
yx: yeah, apparently he died of asthma while he was in hong kong...
moby: HAHAHAHA. sorry.
yx: i don't blame you. i also had the same reaction.

now i know why some girls are so creeped out by guys...weirdos spoil the market for everyone. just because you're an nus graduate doesn't make you sane.

girls...watch out for the living dead.

market spoiler...get a life asshole. literally.

10 comments:

FF said...

Some girls really dig this paikia shit. :)

Erika said...

I think they watch too many korean movies.. soapy touching beginnings to make the girls go "awwwwww" .. then turn yuck - what a lousy and exaggerating ending..

furfur_angel said...

WLE! can get more suay or not?!!!

yx said...

I would say..YES can get more sway!

Thanks Moby for writing it out! haha...=))

Initially, I was sadden with all this sad stuff on my friend. Who wouldn't. He's your fren mah....You will try to help your fren cos he is depressed and "helpless"

But things get too lame.....too lame when everything all juz happen all at the same time....Where got like tt one.

Last nite i got a SMS from the "dead" Apparently, the death was an April Fools' joke...WTH! I got better things to do than fake my own death loh. But like wat moby said. i just raised my brows when I receive that death sms.

Whatever it is..You're DEAD! BYE!

Chelonia Munnster said...

this is so a classic case of "The Boy Who Cried (Please insert all ailments and types of death. Do not put down Wolf)"

What a loser.

He can do it once or twice, but he'll surely 'die' when word comes around.

Moby should hold a cyber-funeral for this poor sway chap.

ene said...

Is this guy like 3 years old with the brain size of half a pea ?

I can't believe he played that I am dead joke.

When I read this entry, I wanted to say "But maybe he is REALLY dead ???"

Chey.

yx - Not ALL guys in Singapore are like that. Good riddance to bad rubbish ! Woohoo !

yx said...

=) Yup yup...Good riddance....

NO matter wat, I wont lay this kind of "i am dead" joke. Since he dun treasure his life. Why shld I help him over his "sadness" and "depression"

ene said...

You know, if fate draws him a bad hand, who knows, he might end up with all those diseases he cursed himself with.

LOL !! Ok, I'm being evil but he started it first !

Anonymous said...

Hey CUte Moby...read that ur got stood up...darn that gal..well its okie i think ur good looking enuf for other better gals..Stay cute..-Angelic

GraceYuMommy said...

why are people so complicated nowadays?!

to all the gals and guys out there, dating in e early 90's was fun. no email, no sms, no gadgets. oh well, you just have to turn up no matter what.