my day

just a compilation of stuff things that happened today...

on the train to work...

moby: excuse me... *stands up*
chic wearing droopy looking dress (cwdld): nairmind.
moby: no lah, it's ok...take my seat
cwdld: knn lah, i not pregnant lah.
moby: oh. *sits back down*

*nahbeh...ah lian cannot be pregnant ah*


at lunch with mom...

mom: you look like you've gained weight...
moby: argh!!!!!! *pinches own cheek*
mom: yeah...so...you want san yi (my auntie in taiwan) to intro some girls to you?
moby: argh!!!!!! *pinches heart*
mom: you sure???
moby: no need lah!!! =|

*sheesh*


at work on the phone...

rich customer (rc): eh, moby...can discount or not?
moby: err...i've looked into it already...i really cannot leh...
rc: can discount or not?
moby: no lah, you have to look into why you're buying from me...it's not just the equipment...you're paying for the quality service and blah blah blah...
rc: can discount or not?
moby: i really can't do anything already lah...but seriously mr. tan...you shouldn't look at the cost only...blah blah blah...
rc: can discount or not?
moby: sigh. no. sorry.

*rich people are the most stingy ones*


after work during drinks @ no. 5...

jaime: hey...this is sky.
moby: err...hi, i'm tien chi...
jaime's mom (jm): hi...nice to meet you sky...is that your real name?
moby: no lah...my name is tien chi... *glares at jaime*
jm: oh ok...like that can i call you skywalker instead?
moby: hahaha....err...

*jaime's mom is happening*


*update*

while blogging last night...

moby: *type type type*
moby: zzzzzzzz...

good morning singapore. how are you doing in the office today? i'm on leave. have fun! hehe. cheers. =)