emrilthemanslut, emrilthebitch & bestfrenem

i once had a friend called emril. now he's called emrilthemanslut. emril would not have been emrilthemanslut if he hadn't disturbed me on my date the other night by bringing his whole troupe of friends to my table at wala's...

just kidding lah, emrilthebitch. i know you prefer emrilthemanslut, but hey...this is my blog and i can write whatever i want...git your own damn writing space if you wanna complain! muahahaha.

ANYWAY, before i make things worse...let me tell you people something about emril. emril's the most eligible malay bachelor i know...or should i be saying DR. emril (soon to be at least). he's handsome, he drives a beaming maroon bmw that kicks ass, he's not too bad at football (hehe), and last but not least of all, i know that i said i once had a friend called emril, but now he's known as bestfrenem...

happy birthday abang! cheers. =)

(p.s. - applicants to be ms. bestfrenem can email me...there will be no service charge for a promotional period of one week. warning: he has high standards. hahaha.)