lawyers don't lie

for the first time in literally years, i met up with one of my ex-girlfriends, ct, for dinner today at the sun with moon restaurant (wheelock place)...

*moby and ct exchange usual pleasantries...blah blah blah...*
ct: so how have you changed since you left nus?
moby: hmmm...i think i've grown more hard. i used to be able to trust people before i started work and...
ct: what makes you think that people could trust YOU last time???
moby: err...ohhhkaaayyy...i'm sorry that i hurt you? haha.
ct: ok...continue...
moby: hmmm...nowadays i'm also more independent cuz at work...
ct: to make up for the times when other people were dependent on you???
moby: err...ohhhkaaayyy...i'm sorry that i hurt you? haha.
ct: ok...what else?
moby: i've learned not to argue with lawyers?
ct: har har...but that didn't stop you from going out with them in bulk last time, did it???
moby: err...ohhhkaaayyy...i'm sorry that i hurt you? haha.
ct: ok...some more?
moby: well...i'm also fatter?
ct: you're right about one thing! hahaha.
moby: fine. =|
ct: hahaha...no lah, i'm just kidding...you look better now! really!
moby: i sense sarcasm. =|
ct: hahaha...seriously!
moby: yeah right...and lawyers don't lie. hahahaha.
ct: =|
moby: hehehe.

i'm really sincerely sorry that i hurt you...but you more than got your revenge by giving me a heart attack with the reckless driving while sending me home just now...female lawyers with cars are road hazards with tongues to match. haha.

thanks for the ride anyway...it was fun for the short while that it lasted. haha. cheers. =)

*note: i foresee a lot of unhappy female advocates & solicitors out there just waiting to slam / scream at me...but what the hell, so what's new? been there, done that. haha.*