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1. audrey dropped by my office today to park there for a while she did some work nearby...so i passed her some complimentary carpark coupons (shhh...don't tell anyone):
audrey: hello!
moby: hey...here're your free passes...
audrey: thanks...how're you? *stares at moby's tummy*
moby: good good...
audrey: i can see that... *pokes at moby's tummy with finger*
moby: ...
2. i met my mom for lunch today:
mom: you seem to have grown rounder...
moby: yeah, i wanna get a more friendly look...it's the in thing now.
mom: hahahaha...yeah right.
moby: ...
3. sms history to pei hwan this evening:
moby: you'll never guess in a million years what i'm doing now...
pei hwan: you're having a professional facial??
moby: hehe. better. try again.
pei hwan: you're getting a bikini wax??
moby: try again.
pei hwan: you've fallen in love with joseph / jason!?
moby: sheesh...i told you you'd never guess...
pei hwan: what? you going to tell me or not??
moby: i went jogging...hehe.
pei hwan: =0
moby: i told you. hehe.
pei hwan: must be munnster's challenge on your blog comment...hehe.
moby: nope. someone told me to do something about my tummy the other day. so i did 50 leg raises just now, before i went crazy and decided to go jogging. haha.
pei hwan: who is that someone huh?
moby: my girl. hehe.
jogging route
there...i did it. happy? 2.38975km...in 11 minutes.
i don't know what possessed me. maybe it's the deep fear of being cast as the lead role for my company's christmas play: "ho ho ho"...or perhaps it's the anguish of watching pair after pair of relatively new pants become unwearable...or rather, stretched-to-the-maximus.
and run i did...ok lah, jog lah.
but don't ask me why i stopped at jalan ampang, or what happened on the way back...just know that buffy the poodle is extremely adept at alerting the whole neighbourhood of the presence of mee pok and coffee spewed on the sidewalk.
bitch.
cheers. =)
audrey: hello!
moby: hey...here're your free passes...
audrey: thanks...how're you? *stares at moby's tummy*
moby: good good...
audrey: i can see that... *pokes at moby's tummy with finger*
moby: ...
2. i met my mom for lunch today:
mom: you seem to have grown rounder...
moby: yeah, i wanna get a more friendly look...it's the in thing now.
mom: hahahaha...yeah right.
moby: ...
3. sms history to pei hwan this evening:
moby: you'll never guess in a million years what i'm doing now...
pei hwan: you're having a professional facial??
moby: hehe. better. try again.
pei hwan: you're getting a bikini wax??
moby: try again.
pei hwan: you've fallen in love with joseph / jason!?
moby: sheesh...i told you you'd never guess...
pei hwan: what? you going to tell me or not??
moby: i went jogging...hehe.
pei hwan: =0
moby: i told you. hehe.
pei hwan: must be munnster's challenge on your blog comment...hehe.
moby: nope. someone told me to do something about my tummy the other day. so i did 50 leg raises just now, before i went crazy and decided to go jogging. haha.
pei hwan: who is that someone huh?
moby: my girl. hehe.
jogging route
there...i did it. happy? 2.38975km...in 11 minutes.
i don't know what possessed me. maybe it's the deep fear of being cast as the lead role for my company's christmas play: "ho ho ho"...or perhaps it's the anguish of watching pair after pair of relatively new pants become unwearable...or rather, stretched-to-the-maximus.
and run i did...ok lah, jog lah.
but don't ask me why i stopped at jalan ampang, or what happened on the way back...just know that buffy the poodle is extremely adept at alerting the whole neighbourhood of the presence of mee pok and coffee spewed on the sidewalk.
bitch.
cheers. =)
6 comments:
Hi hi...me going thru the same phase too. So got tips from Jo. Anyway, I was wondering, how do you measure the distance jogged? I went to the streetdirectory.com page, click everything but still dunno how to get that red line to measure how far you've run....
Another thing, did your girl like the Tokidoki? I REEEELY love mine...!
MO2C's: on streetdirectory.com, look for the 'jogging calculator' function.
Moby: Well done! 2.4km in 11minutes! Bladdy hell.... you will make alot of NSmen paiseh! But.... you measured one-way... how did you get back? How long did you take? Did you crawl? hee hee.... next time we run together ok?
ju...tokidoki was supposed to be an "exclusive gift cuz there was only one piece available in taka"...now she's trying to sell hers on ebay too. hahaha. kidding. she likes it too...sometimes. hahaha. =)
munnster...no lah, it's ok...i don't wanna make you paiseh lah. muahahaha. =)
gd stuff...
u walked the way back issit?
might as well jog the way back... that way u get double the workout!
mom is too nice...
get in shape you fat a$$
so bitchy ..ewok..anyway why call yourself hunky? so gay...
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