Monday, January 14, 2008

another one bites the dust

it was a sad sad day.

not only was it a monday...but it was also one when i realised that it was the end of yet another failed relationship...

we got together on the 11th of november, 2006. i had been checking her out for months before that already. and initially, she gave me much hope and optimism with her smooth looks and tanned body. she rang me every day in fact...and even had a good eye for photography at times...

but gradually, the faults and cracks started appearing, although i was to blame mostly...cuz i simply wasn't there to catch her when she fell. and...i'm ashamed to admit...i abused her when i felt the strain of the bullshit at work.

so for all it was worth, and for all the times that i left you sitting at the table alone...for all the times that i shouted at you...and for every single heart-wrenching time that i threw you down in despair...this is the the biggest honour that i could ever give to you and our relationship...

i...i will let you appear on my blog.
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k800i

it was fun for the past 14 months and 3 days...but i just can't stand your stubborness anymore. you automatically answer my calls without consulting me...and then you hang up when they're important people...basically, your buttons just don't work for me anymore.

but if it makes you feel any better, the bitch that my housemate, tim, introduced me to (cuz he had a spare one lying around) ain't much better...although she's slim, she really sucks.


motorola razr v3

(call it a rebound or what you like, but at least she's serves my needs.)

i still do think of you once in a while...after all, it HAS only been 8 hours since we parted...but your younger sister seems to be a better choice for now...one for the future at least...


k770i

and oh, by the way, i might have to trade you in for her though...but you don't mind right? i'm sure that your makers will be more than happy that i've stayed so loyal to the family...unlike those norwegian makers that continue to disappoint me time and again with their offspring.

but i've always preferred asian anyway...pan-asian at least.

haha...cheers. =)


(note: no offense to any potentially over-sensitive people or non-electronic ex-girlfriends out there reading this)

5 comments:

furfur angel said...

smart choice... at least you stay loyal...

guess I've to ditch mine soon, since he has this habit of seletive receiving signal syndrome

Lyn said...

ha! interesting way in piecing up a 'love story'. i like that.

moby sky said...

furfur...that's a problem we all face...maybe it's time to change networks hor...

explicist...wow! i haven't heard from you for the longest time...

Blur Ting said...

You had me captivated there, until you showed her face!

Very cleverly written!

Fresh Fry aka 福星 said...

hunor, i also say! well scripted!