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had a cranky day at work. just found out that my sales support staff screwed up on some of my sales billings...and because of that, it will affect my commission calculation for the last quarter...the payout of which is supposed to come in august. cheebye. another 3 months wasted. another fucking 6 months to go. i can't wait to go to switzerland.

i'm going to sumatra for a business trip on monday. don't know if it's a good or bad thing. good in that i'll be away from the office for 3 whole days. bad in that my boss will still be around cuz he's travelling with me, bad in that i'll be walking around a lot while i'm there (doing site surveys and all), and bad in that i'll be away from my cat for 3 whole days. the more i think about it, the less i wanna go. but on the bright side, i'll be having my first flight in a private jet...and plus, it'll be the first time i'm flying overseas on the company's account...hmmm. but apparently they've never heard of the word "nightlife" there, so i think i'll just blog in my hotel room after dinner. i hope i don't have to share with my boss...eeeeeeee....i can smell my own puke already.

i'm thinking of getting a friend to come over and feed my cat while i'm gone...i'll let that person use my car too. terms and conditions apply:

1. no farting in my car

2. no fucking in my car

3. no speeding in my car

in that order.

have you ever farted in your car before? one of those silent killer types? especially when someone's in the car with you, and wonders why you're suddenly rolling down the window while on the expressway? somehow, the wind just doesn't blow it all away. i think that it kinda gets sucked up by the air-con again, and makes the car stink for a week. (billy, i guess you're out.)

i've never done number 2 yet, so that's definitely a no go.

i have a few pending appeals made to the traffic police regarding some tickets that i received a few weeks ago...so i can't afford to have someone else fuck it up for me by taking on evos and wrxes. besides, read speeding.

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