cut hair again
i went to le salon today to cut hair. luckily my shampoo girl (sg) was there this time...the last few times that i've gone, she's either been on leave or washing other people's hair...so today was my lucky day. =)
sg: how's the water?
sg: how's the water?
moby: fine. thanks.
sg: what do you put on your hair???
moby: err...wax...you asked me that the last time already.
sg: oh yeah...forgot.
moby: blah blah blah...
sg: blah blah blah...
moby: damn stressed at work lah...your massage very nice leh... *closes eyes and enjoys*
sg: thanks.
moby: mmmmm...
sg: you wanna try the best shampoo boy in the house or not? ooi, eddie, show him a few moves leh!
moby: err ok...
eddie: come... *starts massaging moby's head*
sg: how? got difference or not?
moby: MMMMMMM... *eyes start rolling backwards inside the socket, shockwaves shooting around his whole body, feels better than sex...and almost better than making love...*
sg: ok...i'm back. *eddie stops massaging, sg takes over again*
moby: oh. ok. *sex starts feeling better.*
sg: so how've you been? blah blah blah...
moby: blah blah blah...
sg: so what're you doing tonight?
moby: err...don't know...probably going to hang around town i guess...nothing much to do...
sg: ok...i'll call you.
moby: err...ok...
*next scene - indochine wisma*
sg: hey, this is forgothername *introduces a friend to moby*
sg: she's very shy.
moby: hi!
forgothername: hi...eh, i wanna listen to your songs *takes out sg's mp3 player and starts plugging up her ears*
moby: err...ok...
sg: check out this video on my phone... *proceeds to show moby a video clip of a dog humping air while licking another dog...the clip is called "dog mastErbating...*
moby: err...ok... *thinks to himself: "youngsters nowadays..."*
sg: check out this other video... *proceeds to show moby a video clip of two girls fake fighting...i.e. - trying to pull each other's skirts off...*
moby: err...ok...very exciting! *thinks to himself: "knn lah jason...why you never come..."*
*end of story...till next month's haircut...*
p.s. - happy 18th birthday sg. =)
sg: oh yeah...forgot.
moby: blah blah blah...
sg: blah blah blah...
moby: damn stressed at work lah...your massage very nice leh... *closes eyes and enjoys*
sg: thanks.
moby: mmmmm...
sg: you wanna try the best shampoo boy in the house or not? ooi, eddie, show him a few moves leh!
moby: err ok...
eddie: come... *starts massaging moby's head*
sg: how? got difference or not?
moby: MMMMMMM... *eyes start rolling backwards inside the socket, shockwaves shooting around his whole body, feels better than sex...and almost better than making love...*
sg: ok...i'm back. *eddie stops massaging, sg takes over again*
moby: oh. ok. *sex starts feeling better.*
sg: so how've you been? blah blah blah...
moby: blah blah blah...
sg: so what're you doing tonight?
moby: err...don't know...probably going to hang around town i guess...nothing much to do...
sg: ok...i'll call you.
moby: err...ok...
*next scene - indochine wisma*
sg: hey, this is forgothername *introduces a friend to moby*
sg: she's very shy.
moby: hi!
forgothername: hi...eh, i wanna listen to your songs *takes out sg's mp3 player and starts plugging up her ears*
moby: err...ok...
sg: check out this video on my phone... *proceeds to show moby a video clip of a dog humping air while licking another dog...the clip is called "dog mastErbating...*
moby: err...ok... *thinks to himself: "youngsters nowadays..."*
sg: check out this other video... *proceeds to show moby a video clip of two girls fake fighting...i.e. - trying to pull each other's skirts off...*
moby: err...ok...very exciting! *thinks to himself: "knn lah jason...why you never come..."*
*end of story...till next month's haircut...*
p.s. - happy 18th birthday sg. =)
7 comments:
Damn Moby! Next time Jason don wanna come, CALL ME @ 93854*02 !!! I love 'em all!
damn u!
the ladies are practically throwing themselves at u!!! (with the exception of the mp3 girl but thats becos she's a lesbo)
i want in on the action...
i want some LOS (ladies of sky) action!!!
loe...please...she's a teenager. look for jo if you're into that kinda stuff. haha.
jo...please she's a teenager. look for your own shampoo girl there lah. haha.
wah lah eh, cradle snatcher!!!
furfur_angel...haha...all i said was that it was a good massage! i never said that i'd make her my wife hor!!! hahaha...
Funny huh ... we all think we'd want a nice young girl but then we realise there's a reason that we usually fall for girls closer to our age. :P
mooiness...hahaha...nah...i was never a "sweet young thing" type of guy. haha. ;)
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