Sunday, December 30, 2007

the new year and beyond

now that we're all in a contemplative mood since the year's drawing to a close yet again, let me share with you a little something that i have "rediscovered"...

when i was in sec 3, the craze in my school was the band called beyond. and being the ultimate "eat potato" kid of the whole school, i obviously didn't understand what the fuss was all about...i was into guns 'n roses, kris kross and other trashy stuff like that.

recently however, i have been listening more to these long lost chinese /cantonese songs...partly cuz i miss those playful years...but mostly though, i must admit, cuz i have a karaoke session with my colleagues coming up, and i'm trying to add to my current repertoire of 3 chinese songs.

so anyway, i was doing a bit of research on beyond...you can find it here (not that it's very much)...but if you wanna know more, you can probably email billy to find out more...he was the resident beyond fanatic in my class...i swear, his hairstyles were modeled after paul wong's. too bad his guitar skills didn't follow suit. haha.

on to the good stuff...this is my (and half a million other people's) favourite song from beyond. it's called "海阔天空" (hai3 kuo4 tian1 kong1)...which means "boundless oceans and vast skies". with a title like that, how can the song be anything but spectacular?

check it out...





the version above was made in 2003, which was the 10-year death anniversary of wong ka kui, one of the original members of beyond.

this is a video made in 1993, at the hong kong music awards, shortly after ka kui's accident in japan...





emotional stuff...

i liked the song so much that i spent the whole day trying to translate it. mind you, i know no cantonese whatsoever...so spank me if i get something wrong.



"海阔天空" - Beyond

今天我寒夜里看雪飘过
in this cold night, i watched the snow drifting past,
怀著冷却了的心窝飘远方
carrying a cold heart to distant shores.
风雨里追赶 雾里分不清影踪
chased by the wind and rain, the fog masks all shadows and trace,
天空海阔你与我 可会变(谁没在变?)
boundless oceans and vast skies are you and i, which will change (who doesn’t change?).
多少次迎著冷眼与嘲笑
no matter how many times we’ve been given the cold eye or been laughed at,
从没有放弃过心中的理想
we’ve never given up our hearts’ desires.
一刹那恍惚 若有所失的感觉
in an instant, i feel a sense of loss,
不知不觉已变淡 心里爱(谁明白我?)
unknowingly, i become weak, with a heart with love (who understands me?).
原谅我这一生不羁放纵爱自由
forgive me, but in my lifetime, i have relentlessly loved freedom,
也会怕有一天会跌倒
but i’m also scared that i’ll fall down one day.
被弃了理想谁人都可以
to cast away your ideals, everyone can do that,
那会怕有一天只你共我
so don’t be afraid if one day, it’s just you and i.


仍然自由自我 永远高唱我歌 走遍千里
and still, my freedom will let me sing my song and walk a thousand miles...




i love it. it's so poetic and inspirational...very apt for tomorrow and the days beyond... =)

happy new year everyone...cheers. =)

Saturday, December 29, 2007

beer and facebook flirting

just like how beer has been helping ugly people have sex since 1862 (yes, i'm sure you've seen those t-shirts around), the internet was always going to move in on that front too...cuz after all, we are programmed as such by mother nature...to look for a mate to spend the rest of our lives with. well, most of us at least...

so, as the internet paves the way for the less-physically-pleasing-to-the-eye people (like yours truly) to meet, there has been an endless boom of websites / applications for these despera...i mean...lonely people.

anyway, now that i've gotten past the obligatory introductory paragraphs, AND since i've established the fact that i have absolutely nothing against ugly, fat, and generally uncool people...there are some things that i have to bring up when it comes to online dating / flirting...or more specifically, online flirting in facebook.

now, when you add the application called "are you interested?" or "meet new people", you KNOW what the program is for...to find a suitable mate. (don't give me that "let's be friend's" crap lah...you know, i know and we all know)

so here are some tips for you chics on your profile photos...


1. being photogenic is tough...i know cuz i look like shit in a lot of photos too...but try to be visible at least lah...


(from what i know, using flash doesn't cost anything extra)


2. try to look reasonably friendly...


('nuff said)


3. generally speaking, most people want to know what you look like in these kinda progams, so putting up these photos don't really help:




(and come on, you're 27 and 28 year olds, respectively)


4. make sure you are single to begin with...

unless you have a very understanding boyfriend...



or husband...


but seriously...why would you add this application in the first place?!?


5. us guys have a not-so-secret code name for girls who look good from behind, and ONLY look good from behind...so trust me when i say that using this picture is not a good idea...


transformer profile pic = not good idea


6. use your real picture. case in point:


(p.s. - if this is really your photo, please feel free to email me and correct my mistake. i'll buy you coffee to make it up to you. hahaha.)


i guess i could go on and on and on...but then it'd seem like i'm some guru or expert of sorts...if i were, i wouldn't be stuck at home on a saturday afternoon waiting for chics to flirt with me online...ha.

aiyah, fuck this shit. i'm going out to buy a blow-up doll.


cheers. =)

Friday, December 28, 2007

seasons of love

how do you measure a year?

looking back now on the past 365 days...regrets we've all had a few...but most important is knowing that the sun will still rise in the east every morning...

this video's dedicated to all you fellow singles and singlettes out there...may your stories continue with the word "happy". =)



five hundred twenty- five thousand six hundred minutes...
five hundred twenty- five thousand moments so dear...
five hundred twenty- five thousand six hundred minutes...
how do you measure - measure a year?

in daylights, in sunsets...
in midnights, in cups of coffee...
in inches, in miles...
in laughter, in strife...
in five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes...
how do you measure a year in the life?

how about love?
how about love?
how about love?
measure in love...

seasons of love...
seasons of love...

Thursday, December 20, 2007

acapella

music soothes even the most savage beast...and the human voice is the greatest instrument of all...




the facebook song...










merry christmas everyone... =)

cheers. =)

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

first impressions are important

the sky's always grey now...




so anyway, the hr guy brought this nerdy-looking new sales guy around to intro to everyone in the office...

he stops at my cubicle...

hr: moby, this is brian...he will be joining the other sales team...
moby: hi, nice to meet you... *shakes hand*
brian: hello...my name is brian...
moby: ok... =)

hr: t, this is brian...
t (my cubicle neighbour sitting right next to me): hi... *shakes hand*
brian: hello...my name is brian...
t: err...yeah, so i just heard...

*hr and brian walk off*

moby: hmmm...
t: 3 months! what say you?
moby: hahahahaha...you damn evil leh!
t: i speak the truth.
moby: chinese new year. muahahaha.


(p.s. - i donated money to the busker playing the trumpet outside paragon today, AND i was a very courteous driver on the road also...hopefully karma will remember all that in due course...)

Thursday, December 13, 2007

roadtrip malacca

jo, jason, and i went up to malacca over the weekend for steve's wedding.

some random pictures...





















stupid jo kept fooling around with my camera...





cute right? he's single and available btw...email me for details. hahaha...

good times (and food) with best friends...what more could a guy ask for?

cheers. =)

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

skymobile - jonk & jonk jr.

a lot of exciting things have happened within the last week or so...

but first of all...check these videos out...they're my most favourite volkswagen golf gti ads...

(trust me...it's kinda relevant to the rest of this post...)









delivery is for the weak...




and my all time favourite...



(don't you just love those shades? hahaha.)


ok...so by now (in theory at least) you would have watched my inspiration for the following video...

introducing my fasts...all the way from malacca, malaysia...jonk and jonk jr.:




jonk and jonk jr. are the newly added protectors of the skymobile.

basically, don't highbeam / tailgate me...and if you see jonk in the rear view mirror, move aside. hehe.

faster get your fast.

cheers. =)