anyway, here's an exert of a short conversation we had over lunch:
moby: so i heard w and p are attached already! so exciting!
my ex (mex): yup yup...well, they're quite attached.
mex: yeah...then how about you? what's your progress like?
moby: err...nobody wants me lah...i'm way too screwed up.
mex: haha. i can see why.
mex: you know i was kidding.
moby: har har har.
mex: anyway...your cornea isn't really scratched lah...
moby: oh great...
mex: it's just a bit dry.
moby: haha. yeah, tell me about it.
sheesh. married people can be so mean sometimes...